Squeeeek

In the last few weeks my life has been assailed by new, bizarre noises. Its not just the experimental prog/electronica I listen to on the radio. Its builders. They're worse than possums. One bloke on our roof at the moment seems to be getting ready to audition for 'Priscilla: The Musical'. Every morning, he performs death-defying feats of falsetto while fixing our air conditioner. The air conditioner itself is a great source of bizarre noise. When on, it sounds like a 1960s soviet aircraft carrier is taking off in the middle of the room. Somehow, there are new weird noises at home as well. My dog has taken to squeaking like a rusty hinge when she thinks I'm going to take her for a walk. My new car, also, makes random little screeching sounds seemingly at random, but never when a mechanic is around. I think I'm going to make a sound recording of all of this and see if it helps my new career as an electronic avant-garde music genius.