don'tdatehimgirl.com

If anyone hasn't gone there yet, check out this website! Even if you are a hardened swearing person, you will learn more filthy and creative insults than you could have ever dreamed of! You will learn amazing new ways to spell words and amazing grammatical errors you never felt possible. And, you will learn more than you ever needed to know about the love lives of bogans.

You will read about stuff like

'he tried to rape my puppy but it wouldn't eat the tranquiliser he gave it'
'he cheated on me with his sister...'
'he is wanted for tax evasion in five states'
'he's GAY and he left me for a pregnant 15 year old man he met in a public toilet'
'he left me 8 months pregnant to party with sluts'
'he's an abusive drunken meth addict with a distinctive tattoo of an arrow pointing to his penis, which is very small, and he doesn't know how to use it, he has Hep C and AIDs and he wouldn't know a condom if it jumped off his tiny dick...'
'he stole my CAR...'

I'm sure not all of it is true.

but...

Where have you been all my life don'tdatehimgirl.com?

Ryan, this one's for you.