caffeine error

I have to reconsider my life. I tried to make a coffee today, and I actually made a mess of it.
I put the coffee in. I put the sugar in. I put the water in. I put the milk in .
But it didn't taste quite right.
I'd forgotten to boil the bloody jug.
Then I heated it up in the microwave and absolutely nuked it, leaving something like butter on top.
It tasted really crap but I drank it anyway.
One of the other PhD students down the hallway assured me that its just a sign that there are more important things taking up space in my mind. I'll go with that.