Wednesday, May 24, 2006

leaked internal memo from the ministry of silly walks

John Cleese can't do silly walks any more, because he has arthritis. I was at the pub with some Scottish blokes last night and neither of them knew about Mogwai the band. Everything about the world is wrong, plain wrong. Apparently this is called apocalyptic nihilism, not to be confused with ni-ism, which is an intense feeling of desire for shrubberies.

1 Comments:

At 8:54 PM, Blogger fifi-belle said...

At least he didn't get an erection in public!

 

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