more about me

Fifi-belle is a PhD candidate at ___ . Her research interests are sleeping, eating and watching Oprah. She came to the centre after working at Centrelink, where she hatched an elaborate plan to pretend she had been doing an Honours degree. She was never really an undergraduate, but she went to all the lectures except the ones that were too early in the morning. Before this, she had a brief career as a failed Pirate, serving several years in jail for robbery on the High Seas. She has also been convicted for selling shares in a non existent Papua New Guinea gold mine. She had a child, but she accidentally left it at the supermarket.