Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Vice Regal Column

I love vice regal columns. That few millimetres of column on the back of any major newspaper. I am so glad to know that the Queen's representatives in Australia aren't wasting the tax I don't pay.
Today's VR column in the Age was excellent. The Governer, Sir Blah Blah, went to some place where he chatted on the phone to the Peruvian Ambassador. Or in The Advertiser, The Governer, Dame Whatsername, hosted a tea party and went for a walk to the deli.
I love it. Don't ever change!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Adventures of an unconvincing drag queen.

I have had a bizarre morning trying to get people to be in a newspaper article about my project. Last night the journalist rang me and said her editor was OK to do a story and could I please find three young people to be photographed.
I had to go around the campus with a flyer trying to find people in their twenties and thirties, no easy task when everyone looks about 12! And they're all girls! Anyway I found myself accosting random tradies working at the uni. At one stage a guy in his thirties came out of a lecture to go to the loo and I forced him to take one of my flyers. He looked so scared!
I meanwhile was feeling silly because I put my makeup on with a trowel this morning in anticipation of being photographed, so all the people probably just thought I was a drag queen!
A not very convincing drag queen at that.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Christians and Apples

It's my 6th ever university O week this week, and I'm a bit over it. I am experiencing that feeling everyone gets when the students are always 18 years old and you (lecturer, staff member or other) are aging. But there were a few highlights:
Christian groups handing out apples to tempt vulnerable new students/babies. Do they get the significance of the serpent/apple/eve scenario? Or are they just encouranging people to be healthy?
Computer companies trying to sell stuff. Students buying their own computers on student incomes, Hello?
Students bringing their mums. Hello?
Students being picked up by their mums outside my office. Although, I have been known to get my mum to pick me up too, and that's even more sad because I'm a postgrad.
The fact that the young guys (not that there are many) actually look embryonic to me now rather than cute. It occurs to me that it's not fair how young women are seen as the most attractive of women, yet young men all have pimples, bad haircuts and, like males of other age groups, are frequently obnoxious and no older woman (except Demi Moore) would even want one.