Vice Regal Column

I love vice regal columns. That few millimetres of column on the back of any major newspaper. I am so glad to know that the Queen's representatives in Australia aren't wasting the tax I don't pay.
Today's VR column in the Age was excellent. The Governer, Sir Blah Blah, went to some place where he chatted on the phone to the Peruvian Ambassador. Or in The Advertiser, The Governer, Dame Whatsername, hosted a tea party and went for a walk to the deli.
I love it. Don't ever change!