boar it up ya
Dear Readers, I have a confession to make. I am oficially more of a bogan than anyone knew.
Do you know that there is not one but two magazines in the Regent Arcade newsagency specialising in wild boar hunting!
Boar it up ya: The most diverse and easy to read pig hunting magazine available in Australia.
Australian Hunters & Their Stories
Win Rifles, Dog Rack Systems, Trackers Systems and lots more...
This magazine is so cool. I am going to subscribe. I don't know what I will read first, the hot chicks posing with pit bulls page, the 'what knife' page, or the article comparing the merits of bull arab crosses versus pit bulls. Maybe I'll read all the stories about billy-bob and Wazza's trip up the territory to hunt pigs in their sick new ute. Or the page where hunters get their little kids to pose with the carcasses of giant enormous dead feral pigs with tusks longer than chopsticks. It's so cool. I'm not just talking mini-bogan little boys with mullets and earrings, I'm talking little blonde girls with pony-tails dressed in pink. Posing next to massive hairy dead pigs.
I don't know if I'll have that much time to read in the future though, I think a lot of my time will be taken up by my new job as a calendar model for 'chicks with guns' a quality publication in need of an underwear model or two.
6 Comments:
chicks with guns is one fine publication! I hear its next years second prize for Australias next top model
Yay! Now all I have to do is win a model reality TV show and I can be in chicks with guns yay!
Your comments got the better of me, and I actually bought a copy to see what this odd named title was all about. Boar it up Ya is actually a fine publication for its type. It promotes humane and ethical hunting values, trying to educate the would be 'redneck' element whilst having some fun at the same time.
Its good to see kids out with their parents too, away from the net, playstations etc.
There is one shocking mag though, Bacon Busters, arrrgh yuk!
Boars n Babes or Boars n Whores,....I couldnt decide what was the pig and the chick.
Stay cool,
Anne, Brisvegas
i envy and hve enjoyed all articles in yr mag boar it up ya.i am or was a very keen outdoorsman and pig hunter from n.z till the big move to yr boar infested country.awesome.it was very hard to move away from the very thing that ive done since i can remmeber.gathering food is a major part of our lifes at home so to read and feel the adrenalin of the hunt n watching yr dogs u put so much work in finally pull a pig up has no words to describe it.im hoping oneday ill meet a oz pig hunter that mite have sum room for a hunter thats been hanging out since ive been here.i mite of cum from ova the ditch but we all have one thing in common.the love of the hunt and food on the table.keep it up oz pighunters always and forever.....mr envy
I really like when people are expressing their opinion and thought. So I like the way you are writing
I am not going to be original this time, so all I am going to say that your blog rocks, sad that I don't have suck a writing skills
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