How To Pick Up a Sailor

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How to Pick Up a Sailor

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

If a mate in uniform is who you seek, go where the sailors go....
Instructions

STEP 1: Visit port towns or cities with large, rotating sailor populations.
STEP 2: Frequent bar and restaurant establishments in the vicinity of docking areas.
STEP 3: Visit areas that hold Fleet Week celebrations or similar U.S. Navy-based military events.
STEP 4: Keep apprised of current world affairs and the U.S. military's involvement in those affairs.
STEP 5: Learn key sailing terms and become well-versed in navy terminology.
STEP 6: Get a clerical job in the U.S. Navy so that you will have access to ship schedules and personnel records. But don't be a stalker; the Pentagon might be watching.

Tips & Warnings
Popular U.S. Navy port cities include San Diego; Houston; Pensacola, Florida; Jacksonville, Florida; and more.

The usual rules of dating apply, even when sailors are involved. Make sure you get to know your sailor before you get into any compromising situations.

Overall Things You'll Need

• Binoculars
• Breath Fresheners
• Perfume
• Lip Gloss
• Maps
• Cameras