I'm still alive...

... but only just. This is my third attempt at being 'better now'. I have some bizarre illness that takes the form of the common cold but has somehow made me totally un-functional for over a week now. I've only just stopped barking like a seal every time I try to talk. While I've been technically able to get out of bed, my motivation to be out of bed lasts me about as far as the
fireplace, recliner and Oprah.
Today I watched this weird episode of Dr Phil where they take these 35 year old women who have never been kissed, get them really drunk and send them on a cruise with about four men. Yuk!!! I'm sure that show actually made me even sicker!