So many cute boys..

.. So few cute straight single boys! The cute straight boys bring their cute girlfriends. The cute gay boys bring their cute boyfriends. Or not, which is worse if my gaydar is having an industrial action day. The single boys are ugly. The unattractive boys know I work here. They say "how serendipitous" when they see me here. Wow, how lucky. You turned up at my work and I was here. Cool.
Then there are the beards. I love beards on old men, they're adorable. They're also sexy on people who are so painfully good looking that even a bushy, Ned Kelly like creation doesn't matter. Otherwise, boys, get a life and learn when your tastefully urban, euro stubble is getting out of hand, and trim it a bit.
So there.