No sex please, we're Terrists.

There was a little section in my profile that asked for my occupation and I used to say 'Industry: Maritime; Occupation: Pirate'. But I've just changed it because I wouldn't want to think it's a reference to THAT pirate movie.
I know I'm probably the only person in the world who thinks this, but Johnny Depp is one of the people in the world I find the most annoying. Annoying. Smug. Funny looking. Personification of the word 'git' and probably also 'knob-end".
So I'm not a pirate anymore.