Will George do an Osama video for Johnny?

I have a new theory, that is probably completely unoriginal, that the Osama videos are actually being produced by the American government in order to justify their bad habit of invading other countries.
As the famous saying goes 'When women get depressed, they buy new shoes. When men get depressed, they invade another country"
Anyway, we were talking at work the other day and saying that the only thing that can make John Howard win the election is a terrorist attack. Even a video would probably do it... so I wonder if George will make Johnny an Osama video.
Ps Osama looks so silly with a dyed beard, I want to ring him and say no, osama, this year is all about the silver fox look, don't do it!