On togas.

I had a dream where I needed to go to a job interview. As usual, I was running late. I was wearing a disgusting full length not-exactly clean light blue flanelette nightie (which I actually do own in real life). So I made a toga out of gold/green brocade curtains (which I actually do own in real life) and put it on over the nightie. I thought no one would notice, but they did.

Toga parties rock. There's something liberating about wearing bed sheets. I actually think togas should be mandatory for job interviews. Everyone would be more relaxed. And you could go straight to a toga party afterwards without having to get changed.